You've got to fight for your right to dairy. Plus other delights

Pests galore in our Twitter round-up

Is it time to imbibe? Check our Twitter round-up to see if the stars are aligned

Must-have residential amenities, golfing in the airport, colon cleansing and other joys in our Twitter round-up

Plus: golfing with chavs, the burning to desire to deliver punches to the groin, and other delightful stuff

The perils of being Kemar Roach, plus ridiculous paintings, and all kinds of peripheral Ashes action

The Nottingham police take notice of the Ashes at Trent Bridge, and so does everyone else

A large helping of the Ashes, a drizzle of innuendo, and the usual topping of airline-related chit chat in the Twitter round-up

Piercing Ashes predictions, travel-related gripes, a new paperboy, and a conspicuous absence of fried chicken

Jimmy Neesham fantasises, even as those tough Aussies have issues with their pillows and Farhaan Behardien discovers the joys of home-cooked food. Twitter reveals all

Hunger pangs rule our latest Twitter round-up

It's our all-singing, all-dancing, Nando's-frequenting, chocolate-eating look at what cricketers have been saying on Twitter

Food appreciation, TV show critiquing, and other wild, unhinged stuff in our Twitter round-up

Confessions and encyclopaedic info in our Twitter round-up

And other mishaps in our Twitter round-up

Herewith the answer to that , and more Twitter wit and wisdom than you can shake a stick at

Advice, support, jibes, and forearm grooming feature in our latest Twitter round-up

Governing body could allow Associates to play a parallel tournament and keep everyone happy (though really only India)

Yodaspeak, trolling and sarcasm find you will in our latest Twitter round-up

When it comes to dealing with his independent-minded players, the West Indies captain is a mixture of strict, cajoling and totally grown-up