'I'd pay good money to hear him read 50 Shades of Grey'

After a brief hiatus, ESPNcricinfo's Twitter round-up returns. Since our last instalment, England have happened upon some positive energy. If you want to know what positive energy looks like, it apparently looks like Kirk Edwards in this picture.

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Look at Kirk! Look at him radiating positive energy!

New Zealand have finished their tour of England, which means no more David Lloyd commentary for Jimmy Neesham.

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Neesham will have to enjoy Danny Morrison's idiosyncratic delivery instead.

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Good impression.

Ross Taylor found some form, but not enough to threaten the shallow pockets of Fidel Edwards.

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On Test Match Special, Brian Waddle managed to hold his tongue.

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Matt Prior retired.

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Andrew Flintoff made a delightful discovery.

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Alex Hales missed the Game of Thrones season finale (or at least pretended to).

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And then the Aussies arrived. Tough and resilient, they're here to show England what hardness is all about.

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If the England players are intimidated by pillow complaints from a bunch of delicate flowers who are sensitive to the cold, they'd better brace themselves.

Chris Gayle's modesty corner…

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He really is.

Nando's? Farhaan Behardien has levelled up.

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Somewhere in the world, there is always a cricketer complaining about air travel.

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Don't exaggerate, Glenn.

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Oh.

And finally, another frequent flyer has arrived at his destination.

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He's talking about Kirk.

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