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'If you don't have a strip club at home, you ain't a player'

Must-have residential amenities, golfing in the airport, colon cleansing and other joys in our Twitter round-up

Alex Bowden
18-Sep-2015
Jimmy Neesham: social-media commentator of pith and wisdom  •  AFP

Jimmy Neesham: social-media commentator of pith and wisdom  •  AFP

Sometimes it's only right to ask: could Chris Gayle do something that would make him seem even more Chris Gayle-ish than he already is?
The answer is yes.
A strip club. In his house. That's the kitchen, that's the bedroom, that's the bathroom and that's the strip club. A home strip club. Apparently that's a thing now.
Is this Gayle's way of following Kemar Roach's advice?
Meanwhile Kemar himself is so successful that he's actually moved beyond striving for mere self-improvement.
Self-upgradation is the new form of progress. It beats evolution, certainly.
But at least Neesham can still get on Facebook.
It's as Wayne Parnell says...
Shane Warne's not sitting still, but nor is he moving along with time. He's actively trying to swim against it. How's he getting on?
Let's keep ourselves from squirming by convincing ourselves that he's talking about - ooh - let's say his knee. Shane Warne's five-day juice cleanse is playing havoc with his knee. That's much more palatable.
Some people say that Tino Best doesn't love anyone but himself. That's not the case.
That hashtag clarifies that he's referring to Jack Bauer the fictional TV character and not Jack Bauer the New Zealand road cyclist.
From love to aesthetics.
Unsurprisingly, C got most votes.
Speaking of votes.
Photo bomber or recipient of the cold shoulder? You can make your own minds up about that one.
Finally, air travel. Somewhere in the world there is always a cricketer… obliterating jet lag with intensive training?
Let's try that again. Somwhere in the world there is always a cricketer… happily passing time at the airport playing golf?

Alex Bowden blogs at King Cricket