An Aussie spy at The Oval
Who wouldn't want to see KP and Ian Bell blazing away on a balmy summer's day? Apparently the England team

You are looking at the on-field high-point of a day filled with sombre cricket • AFP
In 1997 I was lucky enough to tour with the University of Newcastle Cricket Club and attend the fourth day of the Lord's test which was marred by rain, but included Matt Elliott's debut ton. Great day.
We're Aussies through and through. We'd hoped we would see Australia bat but after getting off the plane in Dubai, we discovered the score was 4/307 and that we would most likely be watching our boys bowl. Upside to this is we'd get the chance to see the likes of KP and Ian Bell batting together. Who wouldn't want to see that combination blazing away on a balmy summer's day? Apparently the England team. What we saw was batting as though they were trying to save the series.
Tough to name a key performer on a day when the cricket was so dour. I was impressed with the way Steve Smith bowled and the few times that Ian Bell played a shot it was great to watch. My man of the day though, would be Chris Woakes for hitting a boundary straight up. It was also the shot of the day - slim pickings on a day of stone-walling.
The approach of the England team. I would have sat the England team down at lunchtime and told them to fire up. 'We've won the series. The pitch is a road. Let's have a crack. It's going to rain tomorrow. Surely we can't lose it from here. Let's give the fans what they want.'
Did I mention how negative the cricket was? My wow moment was talking to locals who genuinely believed their team had performed well on the day. While Australians have been blessed by the Border to Ponting years with success, we are happier when our team shows some heart and puts in some effort. I was genuinely blown away by the glowing praise of the home side.
The biggest cheers of the day were for beer snakes. Even the Barmy Army's trumpeter was scarcely heard throughout the day. Perhaps the shout of "Boring army, Boring army" should have been embraced earlier in the day.
We really didn't see too many guys in fancy dress but noticed the cave men being introduced to the ground. It certainly wasn't a carnival atmosphere but we were graced by a cow in our section. He must have lost a kilo or five in that suit over the course of the day.
Brass bands and Kia racing cars were the two stand-outs for me. Kids (big and not so big) lined up to challenge themselves on the Kia racing remote control cars. Laughs were aplenty in the only driving event you could compete in and not worry about the fourth pint you had just had.
I'm a cricket tragic. I love a contest and I love the fight it doesn't matter what format.
The Oval really has a wonderful set-up for viewing. Two clear replay boards and the relatively close proximity meant you didn't struggle to see the score or information provided on the day.
It may sound like we didn't have fun. That couldn't be further from the truth. The people were engaging, the crowd tried its best to stay involved and customer service provided by the Surrey Cricket Club was second to none. We saw glimpses of the talent in the English side. Just not enough.
Venue, service, people, food and drink - 12/10. Cricket - 2/10.
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Peter J Bowman is a cricket-loving husband to Nicole and Father to Fletcher. Co-founder and life member of the Wooden Wanderers Cricket Club in Canberra, Peter is also the franchise owner for Last Man Stands T20 Cricket in Canberra and Newcastle Australia. He is a firm believer in sport as a tool for positive change. He is in London to compete in the LMS World Championships with 3Short.