'Congrats on reaching 100 biscuits at lunch today'

What's Brendon McCullum up to these days?

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Oh, he does. It's more that he doesn't seem to have any shortage of them.

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That said, some are a little bit flimsy.

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Oh come on. You're not even trying now.

Still, it beats going to Starbucks.

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Poor bloke didn't even get a biscuit.

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An impressive feat.

On a similar note, Courtney Walsh is still doing damage.

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Sometimes it just has to be done.

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RP Singh is Brian Fantana.

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Now, remember, kids: no one's going to listen to your cod philosophy unless there's an accompanying photo of yourself.

But what would be appropriate? This?

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One day of selfies or day one of selfies, Shoaib?

Or how about this?

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Miller thrives because he works so hard.

Look at him working hard.

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Of course, you don't really need to provide anything thoughtful to justify a selfie. You can just board an aeroplane.

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Or… sit on a throne?

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Finally, somewhere in the world there is always a cricketer complaining about air travel.

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