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Two-handed scoops, two-handed gestures

'Is it a sight screen or a side screen?'

'It's not a hotel room if you can't hear the Backstreet Boys'

'Hard butter on aeroplanes and in restaurants piss me off!'

'Just rubbed sweaty knees for 15 minutes with randoms'

'Have a blessed day ahead, people'

'If you have to make noises like Chewbacca doing a massive poo...'

'Jeez, there was a lot of bumpats last night'

'Keep spine in one piece'

'I've just bought the greatest pizza cutter ever'

'It's nice having a phone that doesn't understand time zones'

'Everybody wants the cheese, but they're not prepared to get stuck in the trap'

Ian Bell's midsummer nightmare

NASA discovers new planet for cricket

List of things Indian commentators can't say expanded

'When did someone transport the Nagpur wicket to Lord's?'

TV review: new sitcom, Dharma and Watto

Srinivasan to buy the Olympics

Irfan encouraged to low-five

'Either England or Australia'