STEWART_AS_CAPTAIN_30AUG1997
THE condemned man was eating a hearty breakfast
30-Aug-1997
Saturday 30 August 1997
Stewart underlines his designs on survival with a will to win
By Sue Mott
THE condemned man was eating a hearty breakfast. Then Michael
Atherton announced he would be remaining a beast of burden, otherwise the England cricket captain, and Alec Stewart, the
bookies` favourite to replace him, was granted a reprieve. Suddenly his only tough assignment of the day would be to bat at
Hove for Surrey, for whom he scored 34, having first unlocked
the secret of his breakfast plate.
"What d`you think?" he said, suspiciously prodding an egg to
ascertain how well poached it might be. After much thought, he
decided it was fried. "I`m just going to pick at my crispy bacon," he said, the model professional. Admittedly, he was also drinking a pint at the time but this was no Bothamesque pickme-up, merely his morning`s milk ration with ice-cubes in it.
Say what you like about `Mr Squeaky`, as he is proud to be
known, the attention to diet and fitness is working. While
Adam Hollioake, as Surrey captain, was obliged to jog on to
the field for about five yards to continue the match against Sussex, his team in desultory conversation walking behind him,
Stewart positively bounded towards the wicket radiant with health
and good humour. At 34, he has designs on surviving out there
as long as Graham Gooch, who was still playing Test cricket and
sprouting (albeit alien) hair at 40.
"Age is only a number," said Stewart, echoing a Linford
Christie line. Unfortunately, 18, 44no, 1, 3, 30, 1, 7, 16, 87,
16, 36 and 8 are numbers as well, contributing to an average of
24 for the recent Ashes series. "Me and Athers didn`t perform as well as we should have done," he admitted, which prompted
the question why England should continue with his services,
let alone have considered promoting him to captain.
"Because I`m still a good player," he said, without a batsqueak of hesitation. Either these motivational visits from Will
Carling are working or he meant it. "I`m a good competitor. I`m
someone who always backs the team I play for. I`ve got a huge
will to win. Anything I do I like to do to the best of my ability."
This is sporting robo-speak. Everybody in a tracksuit says
such things but in Stewart`s case there is the evidence of
173 v New Zealand and 170 v Pakistan to lend credence to his
words. The same could also be said of Atherton before the
wearisome duties of office seemed to strip the willow of runs.
"Athers has done his four years and he`s had his ups and
downs but he`s done a good job," said Stewart, the England
vice-captain before Nasser Hussain nipped in.
They`d talked, he and Atherton, about whether the captain
should quit. "All I said when I spoke to Athers was: if it
was affecting his batting form then, yes, he should give the captaincy away. Because he`s capable of being England`s, possibly the world`s, best batsman. If he had given it away for that
reason, then I`d accept that.
"I don`t know how I would have coped as England captain - you
don`t know until you do it. If it had been offered to me, I`d
have accepted it. Something you don`t turn down. If he`d said no,
and it was offered to me, I`d have done it. If he`d said no and
it was offered to someone else, I`d have carried on. But it`s
still one of the hardest jobs in the world."
In that case, Stewart`s philosophy on captaincy would have
helped him. "Win every game you play," he said stoutly. In
the end, though, common sense prevailed. "And, if you can`t win,
make sure you don`t lose."
These are fine battle cries to ring in Atherton`s ears with
Caribbean islands to visit, yet they seemed somewhat inappropriate to the tranquility and flapping deckchairs of Hove where
a sparse population watched at Hove as Peter Moores was dismissed
lbw in the first sun-drenched over of yesterday`s play and clearly audible from a seat in the pavilion were the words: "I put
shoes on because I thought it was going to rain. I should have
put sandals on."
It seemed to put the great captain debate in its place. Who
knew at that stage what was going on in the troubled breast of
Atherton. It seemed safer to talk about the weather, although
mischievous Sussex players kept reporting that Hussain had been
handed the job. Stewart was disinclined to react, his sangfroid an important contri- bution both to Surrey and England.
That, more than anything, may explain Stewart`s elevation in
esteem. He is neat, tidy, wears Giorgio Armani aftershave and can
procure Chelsea tickets from Ruud Gullit`s goalkeeper, Kevin
Hitchcock.
"I`m known as the Rob Andrew of cricket. I`m always immaculate. I always have whiter-than-white gear, shoes always together." He has, infrequently, shared a room with his fellow wicketkeeper and mate, Jack Russell, which must have created a state
of confusion in the chambermaid. "He always had the bed furthest
from the door because otherwise I wouldn`t be able to get to
my bed because of all his rubbish."
The difference between Russell and himself, Stewart explained, is
that Russell is a batting wicketkeeper and he is a wicketkeeping batsman - a clue, perhaps, as to what will drop out of the
equation if he takes on the England captaincy. "Jack Russell is
definitely going to the West Indies," he said. Clue two.
He is, aptly for a wicketkeeper, a safe pair of hands while
England waits for the Australian bent of the Hollioakes to mature.
You can`t help wondering how Stewart, an ardent patriot who
wishes the national anthem would be played before Tests, has felt
about nurturing two Aussies in the English nest. "Don`t get me
on that subject," he said, with a slightly nervous about-turn
laugh, spooning his Rice Krispies with sudden urgency. "My
view is: if you`re English you play for England, if you`re not,
bad luck."
Since this would eradicate about half the England batting order
since the invention of the jet engine, Stewart had a sensible
rider to his proposal. "No, that`s not quite right. I think you
should be schooled in England." Adam and Ben Hollioake were
schooled in England. "You couldn`t meet two more competitive
people. They`ll do for me," said Stewart, wisely.
All the more wisely as Hollioake senior had just appeared to
warn his former captain of a pre-match warm up at 9.15 am. "Or
whenever," he said, antipodeanly. He thought it was too cold to
go out. Alternatively, it could be too windy to go out, he
decided. Stewart bore this as best as he could. "Discipline`s
gone pear-shaped since I stopped being captain." He was joking. Although Surrey were warned earlier this season about exaggerated verbals on the field. "I wasn`t there at the time," said
Stewart. "See what I mean."
His renowned genes, as the son of former England team manager,
Micky Stewart, lead you to expect something of the drill sergeant
in his demeanour. In fact, he can be a mild subversive - he does
not like being forced to abandon his white helmet, for example
- although obviously not to the Tiger Moth-Miss Barbados
extremes that certain other England performers have known.
You imagine, too, he would need to be coated in a extra layer of
simulated rhino hide to cope with the charges of nepotism.
"Dad was very good. He just treated me like any other player. He dropped me. We still spoke to one another but mum stopped
speaking to him for a while."
For all that fine upbringing, there remains the suspicion at
large, and most especially in tabloid newspaper offices
(which is ironic as Stewart went to Tiffins Grammar School,
Kingston, with The Sun`s cricket reporter), that an England
batsman on the way to the crease is an England batsman on his way
back from the crease, with only a short break in between.
Stewart candidly differs. Had he ever quailed before wicket.
"I`ll be honest with you, no. It goes with the job. We`re
frontline batsmen. We`re going to come up against quick bowlers
with a brand new ball in their hand. I`ve had my jaw broken by
Michael Holding playing for Surrey. But that`s what happens.
There`s a bloke at the other end trying to get you out. It`s a
simple game . . ." he thought for a minute
Source :: The Electronic Telegraph (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/)